Hangouts chat dings.
Zaphod: May I disconnect breaker 1.8 for about 5 minutes? will it cause any disruption?
Fenchurch: I'm on a conference call. Can it wait 20 minutes?
Zaphod: Yup. Let me know
Fenchurch: Thank you. Yes.
Zaphod: I've got some measuring I'm doing at the moment - drawing the third floor. Figured while I was up here I would put in the GFCI for the deicing cable.
Fenchurch: Ok.
Zaphod: So no rush.
Time passes.
Fenchurch: Everyone is still shouting. So..... more than 20 minutes.
Zaphod: haha. No worries, I realized I had never updated the third floor so I'm up here drawing it in
Fenchurch: Ok! I'm getting up for lunch.
Zaphod: Ok. I'll be quick anyway. Just an outlet change.
In real life, on the third floor.
Fenchurch: Whatcha doin'?
Zaphod, looking at two black insulated wires: I don't know which one of these is hot and which is neutral.
Fenchurch: Aren't the wires supposed to be marked so you can tell?
Zaphod: These are knob and tube. Maybe in a perfect world. Can you tell any difference?
Fenchurch, enthusiastically: I'm sure there's a way to tell. I'm pretty sure I read about it in that book. Hang on let me get it.
In the kitchen, while Fenchurch waits for the microwave.
Fenchurch, reading from Wiring a House, 5th Edition: The oldest wiring that you might see in a house is knob and tube. The wiring is still legal to use. The copper wires have a rubber coating and a single-cloth braid -- black for the hot wire and white for the neutral or return (most wire is so old and dirty that both colors look the same).
Pause.
Zaphod: I can figure it out.
Fenchurch: Please don't damage yourself or anything expensive.
Microwave dings.
Is everyone OK?
ReplyDeleteEveryone made it out alive!
Delete~~ Fenchurch